In light of deleting my entire memory stick on my camera. I have provided some uplifting laughs.
Dean Winchester: What's starting? Where the hell you been?
Castiel: [shoots an angry glare at Dean] On a bender!
Dean Winchester: He's... did you say on a bender?
Sam Winchester: Yea. He's still pretty smashed.
Castiel: It is not of import.
Sam Winchester: Leah is not a real prophet.
Dean Winchester: Well, what is she, exactly?
Castiel: The whore.
Dean Winchester: Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think.
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Samuel Campbell: Is this what you boys do? Sit around and watch porno's with angels?
Castiel: We're not supposed to talk about it.
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Castiel: [while watching porn] That's very complex
Dean Winchester: M-hm
Castiel: If the pizzaman truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?
[pauses]
Castiel: Perhaps she's done something wrong.
Dean Winchester: You're watching porn? Why?
Castiel: It was there.
Dean Winchester: You don't watch porn in a room full of dudes. And... you don't talk about it. Just turn it of.
Castiel: [Looks between his legs]
Dean Winchester: Oh, now he's got a boner
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[as a happy, fat and very naked Cupid grabs and hugs the brothers and Castiel]
Dean Winchester: This is a fight? Are we in a fight?
Castiel: This is... their handshake.
Dean Winchester: I don't like it!
Castiel: No one likes it.
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Castiel: It's starting.
Dean: Yeah, you think, genius?
Castiel: You don't have to be mean.
Dean: So, what do we do now?
Castiel: I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol... just wait for the inevitable blast wave.
Dean: Yes, well, thank you, Bukowski.
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Samuel Campbell: This Castiel? You're scrawnier than I pictured.
Castiel: This is a vessel. My true form is approximately the size of your Chrysler Building.
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